Friday, April 27, 2007

One day in the future

MumbaiCirca 2020 A.D.
"Come with me Sir .....here.....take a look...this is our Mumbai"
"Shanghai!!!!"
"No sir....Mumbai"
"Mumbai??!!!.....Is this Mumbai" asks the visitor in his racially superior accent, "I've heard it is....."
"No Sir.....No.....It was sir....What you heard was right sir...but not anymore sir", the jubilant litle chivalrous Indian middle man cut his sentence before he completed it with his razor sharp argument,"......It was revamped twelve years ago..."
"Revamped??!!!.....in what sense"
"It is a long story sir..."
"Does it have snake charmers and rope trickers????"
"No sir....more interesting people than them sir.....MMRDA"
"MMRDA???!!!!....Who's they.....did they perform the rope trick????"
"No sir.....they performed a trick that baffled all"
"What trick???""Trick.....Do you really want to know????..."
"Yeah....if it has tigers, elephants, kings...I would love to hear it "
"It has them all"
"Go on then....." And the Indian went loosing his way in his past, his eyes transfixed on they grey above. With watery eyes....he began.
"Many years ago...This city was dirty...filthy...total bakwaas. Garbage everywhere....People...people....
people.....crowds and crowds....wherever u would see...you could see only people.....population blast...people flying in all
directions.....People stacking upon each other.....everything...total disaster!!!!....trains...yes there were local trains
then...were filled with people...people like flies on a dead rotten rats.......everywhere...only people and people. There was a king and there was a tiger. Whatever the king did the tiger opposed and whatevee the tiger did the king
opposed......this city was caught in their fight....and guess what....they were always involved in a fight....because both of them
wanted to rule the city....though it was tigers constituency, King owned the land....and the war continued. King said....the Tiger is dangerous...it ate a lot of people in the GREEN bushes.....and the Tiger said...beware of the
king....he's been fooling you for decades. City also had other animals......amongst them a few elephants who claimed to protect the people in the bushes....as
the tiger wid his party dreamt of finishing the city and getting the city all up to themselves......but that was not possible
logically....beacuse everybody who lived in the city...contributed to it.....and without them...it was difficult even for the tiger
to manage it"
"What crap???....how can a tiger rule a city....and as far as i know...there are no kings left in India....or does Mumbai have
one????" Said the visitor with his firm belief in the backwardness of Indians and their mixing up of real life and religious
mythology.
"It had one sir....and it still has.....a different one...yet....the old kings finished...and new emerged....with new rulers too sir...after the Sahibs left.....and the
tiger....there truly was one who ruled the city...and if u disagree....there r some cubs still who may love to finish you if you
disagree with tiger theory"
"I am sorry.....continue..."
"So once......the king of Mumbai went to Shanghai.....and there he was awestruck by the beauty of that city.....when he came
back......he said......'I will make my city beautiful like this'....he was so obsessed with this idea that he invited experts from all
over...and formed an army....it was called...the MMRDA!!!!....and their job was.....to turn Mumbai into Shanghai!!!!! But Shanghai had no slums....and mumbai had......as they wondered what to do.....one day....a general in MMRDA
shouted....destroy them!!!!!.....the king clapped in appreciation.....a proposal was accepted and the army took over the
city....with a board...'Bear with us for a better Mumbai'.....and people did.....for a better Mumbai......Army had so much to
do.....cover the gutters,widen the roads, buil bridges, build fly overs, construct parks for corporate and IT, build tall towers, sky
scrapers,....so much had to be changed.....but there always was on problem....where was the space for all this.......So army
brought a vehicle called bulldozer and started making space.......they pulled down whatever came in their way of turning Mumbai
to Shanghai.....after all they were king's orders!!! The city was full of people who lived in slums....they were real people.....and slums were there houses......they were
those boring types...who worked all the day...till they dropped down tired....only to manage earning a daily bread.......they
lived in a condition called utter poverty....which is a hypothetical statement as u know since India was a emerging economy in
those days......so....these...as we may put it....'blue collar' people lived in these slums......not that they loved living in the
filth...it was that they couldn't afford a permanent one.....also...the tiger and th king had promised them permanent
houses....but years passed over years....and they did never get their dream houses.... As their houses crumbled....they looked to tiger for help.....but tiger did not roar.....though his associates claimed
that he was thinkin of roaring.....no such sound was heard from his den....intrestingly the flowers which grew in ponds, which
the tiger was fond of.....shook in protest, nothing much happened. One day the people realised that.....the men amongst the
army...looked similar to that of tigers.......and ultimately found out that those were tiger's men themselves......people asked
'Why????'.....they said 'you are illegal occupants'.......and down came their houses...like palace of cards..... Where houses stood once, now only rubble remained.....the ground was levelled with road rollers.........totally
flat.....then dug up.....and foundations were laid....for the new Mumbai.......Everything that was old....was
scrapped....everything that could be called new....was raised....state of art buildings.....officing complexes, towers, roof tops,
roads got widened, gutters dissappeared...and so did ancient rivers renamed as nallaas.......Fly overs flew people over other
people....and bit by bit Shanghai took shape....It was not that easy sir!!!!.....thus....what u see now was made sir...."
"And where did the people go?????"
"People...who people????"
"Those who lived there....."
"Nobody lived there sir!!!"
"But u told me that people lived there......."
"Where???"
"The place where this all was built"
"No sir......it was all kings land"
"but u told me just that there was houses which were brought down n all such stuff"
"what houses???....sir i just told you that it was all kings land"
"Forget it....lets move on......whats on the other side of the bridge???"
"nothing sir it's just the outskirt of the city"
"So filthy.....r those buildings...are are those ruins of them???"
"Dont look there sir.....it's nothing there"
"But I see people there....living in the filth....isn't that a slum of sorts......it's so large"
"dont look at it sir....why dont you understand.....nobody looks at them once on this side of the bridge....and they too don't come here......they aren't allowed to......they have to stay there......dare
they come here"
"But who are they????" The middle man looked at the visitor. Smiled. Slowly mystery seeped into his smile. Hie eyes tinkled with a glint of
superior knowledge. His humble tone turned mystic...and words flowed out of his oral cavity like slow fumes from incense
sticks...

"Some stories have missing links.....which are better left missed"

3 Comments:

Blogger Parag said...

Brilliant...

8:14 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

just about perfect write up

10:29 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

You are just Fabulous.... too goood

4:03 AM  

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